Confessions of a married couple

20 Sep 2014

A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband, Kip. When they were just about to eat.... KIP: Where did you get the veg...

The types of Kenyans you will find on Facebook

14 Sep 2014

Types of Kenyans on Facebook: 1. The COMPLAINERS: The 1st people to update stima zikilost eti, 'NKT KPLC'. 2. The BEGGERS: Eti, '...

Types of people you should block on Facebook

13 Sep 2014

WALE WATU UNAFAA KUBLOCK FB: 1. Kama kuna mtu jina lake ni Mary Wangari na hujiita Marycasterlicious Wangarifficmcute, mpe 15 mins kuwa frie...

Meru men meet matches in Luo ladies

12 Sep 2014

Two Meru men Kiogora and Kinoti were invited for tea by two Luo ladies. When the tea was brought to the table and everyone was ready to drin...

Some nice little concepts you should understand

11 Sep 2014

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer, everyone gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella. THAT'S ...

Zile maajabu si huona huku Kenya

1. You carry your girlfriend to club. After you marry her, you want her to stop clubbing! My broda, you need miracles directly from God hims...

How to know you are not man or woman enough

10 Sep 2014

1. Kama wee ni secretary na hajawai katiwa na any of your bosses, jua kamama umebeat kama Wayne Rooney. 2. Kama wee ni polisi na hujawahi ch...

Top twenty list of #ThingsUgandaShouldSteal

5 Sep 2014

After the stolen car belonging to state house was found in Uganda, here is a list of Things Uganda S...

The different names and nicknames of money

Money has different names. In church it's called (offering) , in marriage it's called (brideprice ), in divorce (alimony), when u ow...

When a man let's others take his wife...

4 Sep 2014

A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. Feeling annoyed, the woman decided to tell her husband about the encounter. The husband t...

What kenyan ladies really want

3 Sep 2014

1.Kama dem ni Mjaka, bora apate sofasets baridi, carpet, flat screen TV alafu aone uko na suits kadh...

Ati... sema yako usikike

31 Aug 2014

1. Ati mutura ni 80 bob, kwani ni ya kingoso? 2. Ati matatu 200 bob kwani inaenda heaven ama Rongai?...

Why you should never ask a Luo to speak English

A luo drives into a petrol station in a sleek, state of art Range Rover Sports. His name, Otieno. OTIENO: Omera, adwaro petrol mar super, ...

SUNDAY SERMON: Life is not about money and wealth. Never will be

One day, a rich dad took his son on a trip to the village. He wanted to show him how poor someone could be. They spent some time on the far...

Insha from Lelechwet Primary School, Rongai County

19 Aug 2014

Natoka kichichi ya Kiptenden. Sisi anaishi uko,lagini resop yetu ni Kapmureito. Sasa, kwetu kuna ma...

Insha ya Kiswahili ya Omondi

16 Aug 2014

Omondi alipatiwa mtihani wa insha iliokuwa inaanza hivi: Nilipofika nyumbani nilimpata mama amepigwa na butwaa na bumbuwazi... (endeleza) O...

How to mind your own business

Johnny was seated in a matatu eating chocolate, he took another one and the man next to him said, "Do you know that eating chocolate ca...

Majibu za makanga wa nai

Crazy responses from Kenyan matatu conductors. 1. An woman complains about the music, 'Wekeni ny...

Kamau's exam answers and results

Kamau got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct! The questions and answers below: Q.1 - In wh...

Hillarious composition from Nyakemincha High School

15 Aug 2014

"I was asleep. The jogoo shouted three times kokorikooo... kokorikoo... kokorikoo, I opened one...

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