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Qstn : Name 1 method of keeping Milking cows. Ans : ZeroGra-Singh. Waah...it has been declared.....

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What do you call an Indian sleeping in the children's playground? Ans: Relak Singh. Singh is ...

When kids ask the meaning of that...

14 Jan 2015

One evening Little Johny came  home from school and asked his mother, What is "Son of a B*tch"? His mother thought fast and answe...

Some not-so-obvious facts and ideas

1. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in the exam room when the question clearly said "discuss" 2. Dear Ladies, if he CA...

HISTORY NEWS: Maasai ang'oa gia la basi

Siku moja kwenye basi la abiria, Maasai mmoja alikuwa  akimwangalia dereva anavyo endesha basi huku akiingiza gia moja baada ya nyingine. I...

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When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly...

The Sunday Sermon: When God orders...

10 Jan 2015

A very poor woman called-in to a Christian radio station asking for help. A non-beliver man who wa...

THESIS: Bachelors in Love and Relationship with IT

4 Jan 2015

GIRLFRIEND 5.0 vs WIFE 1.0 Many clueless guys upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainmen...

Inspirational: The relative truth is...

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 TRUTH IS .... 1. Every person you will ever meet in life knows something you don't know, so always be willing to learn from others esp...

Ati she's a queen? What queen?

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The queens of these days. Manzi: Baby, nitumie credoh ya 100 bob pliz. Boy: Saa hii sina hundred labda 50 bob ndo nimebakisha. Manzi: Ba...

Confessions of a married couple

20 Sep 2014

A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband, Kip. When they were just about to eat.... KIP: Where did you get the veg...

The types of Kenyans you will find on Facebook

14 Sep 2014

Types of Kenyans on Facebook: 1. The COMPLAINERS: The 1st people to update stima zikilost eti, 'NKT KPLC'. 2. The BEGGERS: Eti, '...

Types of people you should block on Facebook

13 Sep 2014

WALE WATU UNAFAA KUBLOCK FB: 1. Kama kuna mtu jina lake ni Mary Wangari na hujiita Marycasterlicious Wangarifficmcute, mpe 15 mins kuwa frie...

Meru men meet matches in Luo ladies

12 Sep 2014

Two Meru men Kiogora and Kinoti were invited for tea by two Luo ladies. When the tea was brought to the table and everyone was ready to drin...

Some nice little concepts you should understand

11 Sep 2014

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer, everyone gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella. THAT'S ...

Zile maajabu si huona huku Kenya

1. You carry your girlfriend to club. After you marry her, you want her to stop clubbing! My broda, you need miracles directly from God hims...

How to know you are not man or woman enough

10 Sep 2014

1. Kama wee ni secretary na hajawai katiwa na any of your bosses, jua kamama umebeat kama Wayne Rooney. 2. Kama wee ni polisi na hujawahi ch...

Top twenty list of #ThingsUgandaShouldSteal

5 Sep 2014

After the stolen car belonging to state house was found in Uganda, here is a list of Things Uganda S...

The different names and nicknames of money

Money has different names. In church it's called (offering) , in marriage it's called (brideprice ), in divorce (alimony), when u ow...

When a man let's others take his wife...

4 Sep 2014

A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. Feeling annoyed, the woman decided to tell her husband about the encounter. The husband t...

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