The different types of Kenyans you will find in Whatsapp groups

25 Feb 2015

1. THE PARROT: Always online, never misses to comment, always starts conversations. 2. THE MEDIA MANIAC: Always sending pics and videos, y...

Just be kind, what goes around comes around

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was ...

How to strengthen your relationships and make them better

21 Feb 2015

1. Don’t keep secrets from each other. COMMUNICATE about everything and anything 2. Argue less. C...

Corrupted minds: a case of western illusions

There is one thing I want you to understand about MEN! when you post half-naked pictures of yourself on Facebook, be it you doing a sexy pos...

Tips for ladies on love and relationships

1. You don't need to make yourself a slave to a man because you want him to marry you; washing his boxers, cooking for him and cleani...

33 reasons why you should not marry a Nairobi woman

20 Feb 2015

1. She believes she is a doll and thinks she's more important than life itself. 2. When she ...

Situations are not permanent, they'll change with time

17 Feb 2015

A poor boy loved a rich girl. One day the boy proposed to her and the girl said, "Hey! Listen. Your monthly salary is my daily hand exp...

Why real Kenyan men should boycott this Valentine thingumy

13 Feb 2015

Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bi...

How to deal with carjackers, the Luo and Kikuyu way

6 Feb 2015

Carjacking in Kenya has become too frequent in recent times fueled by a hopeless economic situation countrywide. Drivers, car dealers and o...

Meanwhile in Zimbabwe, Uncle Bob is trending. And it's not because he is the AU chair, no...

5 Feb 2015

Mugabe's tripping and falling on the red carpet right after addressing his supporters in Harare,...

A Kalenjin recipe

RECIBE FOR UKALI YA WIMBI 1. Korgot machi supuria mocha. Na usiweke suburia wolingen, kwani ni mac...

Behold, it is written for valentines day....

4 Feb 2015

Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1: "And  it shall come to pass that on Valentine's day excuses shal...

It's only in Nairobi Aviation where...

2 Feb 2015

1. Ukiumwa na Tumbo uanze kuendesha unapewa Driving License. 2. Ukishinda umeenda Choo za Nairobi ...

Sema kunyoa ma-stude wa Nairobi Aviation - wa...

Here's what Kenyans are saying after yesterdays NTV expose indicating that at Nairobi Aviation i...

Advantages of not having a lover

You can sleep well. You can save time and money. No worries about how you look. No miss calls at midnight. No need to recharge your ph...

How to know a true Kenyan

When making a call their finger is always on the end button, ready 2 disconnect the call. They always check their airtime balance after m...

NgiluSinghJokes - Kenyan trends rock! Part 2

23 Jan 2015

Qstn : Name 1 method of keeping Milking cows. Ans : ZeroGra-Singh. Waah...it has been declared.....

NgiluSinghJokes - Kenyan trends rock! Part 1

What do you call an Indian sleeping in the children's playground? Ans: Relak Singh. Singh is ...

When kids ask the meaning of that...

14 Jan 2015

One evening Little Johny came  home from school and asked his mother, What is "Son of a B*tch"? His mother thought fast and answe...

Some not-so-obvious facts and ideas

1. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in the exam room when the question clearly said "discuss" 2. Dear Ladies, if he CA...

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